Saturday, October 31, 2009

Saturday night, not all right

What a day, work was busy today. Though I did have one special customer today. A special group of three. To start off, I welcomed a young man and his mother to the store and noted they were looking at sticks. The son, let me know that he was looking for a new stick, as his old one he didn't like at all, a Reebok 8k, with a Datsyuk curve. Okay great, so "whats wrong with it?" was my simple question. He told me that he hated the curve and wanted something a little more calm. Great so right away I informed him on the curves that each stick company provided for what he was looking for, showing him an example in a Easton SE16 Zetterberg curve. He likes it. Alright so next I stay away from Reebok, and show him the new Bauer Vapor X60 in the Malkin curve, then the Easton S19 in another Zetterberg curve, along with a Warrior Dolomite Savard. I tell him he should try them all out and see which one he likes. This is when the retardation begins. He tells me that he is waiting for his brother, because he knows sticks really well. Oh really, does he want my job?! Anyways, whatever I wait for the oh so knowledgeable brother to arrive.

Brother shows up. First thing he tells his brother, who doesnt seem to swift either, "try a Reebok 8k, in a Spezza curve!". Okay so if you don't know, a Spezza curve, has a pretty big heel to it, while a Datsyuk is a pretty "big" simple curve, and a Zetterberg is a calm almost nothing to it, curve. So since the "salesman" brother seems to be doing just fine, I decide ill walk away for a bit and let them choose some sticks.I come back to this intelligent group and what does the young man have ready to try out in the RapidShot? He has a Reebok 8k Spezza curve of course, and a Bauer Vapor x20, which is way down the line from a X60, and he also has a Malkin curve Bauer Supreme One85, along with the same stick in a Gagne curve. So the only stick in there I suggested, the ONE85. So I get him in the RapidShot, and he is shooting all over the place, pucks are flying way over the target and way wide, with every stick, except the Malkin ONE85. He gets out of the RapidShot and I kindly let his mother know that he clearly did the best with the Malkin ONE85. Big brother throws in his two cents "man you got the best power out of the 8k!". Wonderful. I walk away at this point, because I couldn't handle it any more.

10 minutes later I walk by and he is now trying out a Supreme ONE75, Vapor X50, and SE16, all in Malkin/Zetterberg curves. Hmmm..... anyways the story ends with the kid buying a ONE75 Malkin because it was cheaper then the ONE85. Wow, gotta love some people.

So the Oilers turned in a pretty poor performance again this morning, another shutout loss. That's 3 out of the last 4 games being shutout. Goalies love playing the Oilers lately. They have scored just 5 goals in their last 4 games. I don't know you plan on winning with that kind of scoring. They played decently, but still, a shutout loss. It speaks for itself. Its crazy to think that even though the Oilers are 7-6-1, Dustin Penner still sits in a tie for 3rd in league scoring with 19 points. Penner finished last season with only 17 goals and 37 points. I think he is going to destroy that. Mike Comrie, Sheldon Souray, Ryan Stone, and Steve Staios are all still out. The biggest surprise of the day, Fernando Pisani is back in the Oilers lineup. That's a huge plus for such a young roster. Well, looks like we have to wait til Monday to see if the Oilers can start putting a few more "W's" together.


-Sporer

Thursday, October 22, 2009

PENNNEEEEEEEEEEEERRRRRRRRRRRRRRR


So just wanted to let everyone know that Dustin Penner circa.2006-2007 is back, except in Oilers silks. $4.25 million this year might not be so bad. Not only that, but he has 7 goals in just 9 games. 14 points! Thats good for 3rd in the league!! He is on pace for 64 Goals and 128 Points!! Imagine!!

Also, look out Shawn Horcoff as I think you may have been replaced. Gagner had a goal and two assists playing between Penner and Hemsky tonight. He also went 7 for 9 in the faceoff dot! Later Horcs, youve been replaced.

Bobby Nilsson gets both the hit of the night when he layed out Filatov, and the shittiest goal of the night with that swipe and dribble move.

Anyways thats it for the night.

-Sporer

Tuesday, October 20, 2009

A loooooooonnnnngggggg time coming.

So yes it has been a long, long, long, long, time since my last blog post. Sorry ladies, but im back, and boy have I got some catching up to do. Its kinda nice because it means I have so much more to write on. Anyways, we will get going with the shitshow that will be this post...

So as my fellow blogger Smith has been going about his business bashing the Oilers without me around to back them up, now I am back with some ammunition. Not only are the Oilers 5-2-1, which at this time last year they were 4-3-1, so yes not far off, but they have'nt lost any more then one game in a row so far. Not only that, but Dustin Penner sits 18th in NHL scoring with 5 goals and 4 Apples, which at this time last season he had a measily 2 goals. O'Sullivan (my favorite Oiler by far) and Gilbert Brule (a very nice surprise for Edmonton) sit second with 7 points apiece, and the Oilers other nice surprise Mike Comrie (Hilary Duff, nuff said) has 6 points. I have noticed a major change in the way the Oilers play. Pat Quinn's mark is already there. Want to see depth, check out this lineup: Nikolai Khabibulin
Jeff Deslauriers
Defensemen
Lubomir Visnovsky
Tom Gilbert
Steve Staios
Jason Strudwick

Sheldon Souray
Ladislav Smid
Denis Grebeshkov
Taylor Chorney

Left Wings
Jean-Francois Jacques
Patrick O'Sullivan
Gilbert Brule
Ethan Moreau
Steve MacIntyre
Centers
Shawn Horcoff
Sam Gagner
Mike Comrie
Andrew Cogliano
Robert Nilsson
Marc-Antoine Pouliot
Right Wings
Ales Hemsky
Dustin Penner
Ryan Stone
Zack Stortini
Fernando Pisani

So as far as skill this team was drafted to be an all star cast: 9 1st round picks, and 6 2nd round picks, thats 15 of your starting 23 man roster taken in the first two rounds. The deepest picked player on the team? Nikolai Khabiboulin, taken in the 9th round. Argue all you want but minus Ryan Stone (who does bring his hard hitting play), every player on that roster brings something important to the team, and everyone, even Stortini (see two goals against Nashville), is capable of scoring. Anyways, the Oilers sit in a 4 way tie for 2nd in the west (with Chicago, San Jose, and Calgary, good company I know).


How about those Leafs! Yes they have not won a game yet! Thats right, all those promises, all the hope, all the hard work by Brian Burke, and 0-6-1. Yup, thats 1 measily point. BRUTAL! They have Nazem Kadri and Tyler Bozak ripping it up in the pre season and they get send down both. Serves them right, not only that, but that defense that was supposed to be oh so good, BLOWS. Its wayyy to damn slow, and their number one defense, Vesa Toskala, blows the big one, calling him a "siv" would be nice. The "Monster" is hurt, and Joey Mcdonald is showing exactly why he is the 3rd stringer. Oh but wait til Phil Kessel comes back from injury. Ya right, like one 22 year old is gonna change things that much. Not only that but the guy maxed out at 36 goals, 60 points last year, and he was playing with one of the best set-up men in the NHL Marc Savard. Even the Islanders havent won a game and yet havc more points (3) then the leafs. So what hope do the Maple Leafs have? You tell me...


Smith says that Columbus has the three most explosive right winger in the league? What about when Hossa comes back for Chicago? Thats Hossa, Kane, Sharp, ya, nothin comparable to that anywhere. Top line in the league Perry, Getzlaf, Ryan? How about Williams, Smyth and Kopitar? Roy, Pominville, Vanek? Gionta, Cammalleri, Gomez? Prospal, Dubinsky, Gaborik? Gagne, Richards, Briere? THE BEST NO.1 line in the NHL: Ovechkin, Backstrom, Knuble. Hands down.


Now the NHL season has had a very interesting start, with Colorado, Phoenix, Columbus, and LA, all having great starts to their seasons. Each of these teams has added some players that are making their marks, and presence felt. In Colorado, Craig Anderson is becoming an absolute stud in net. In Phoenix Adrian Aucoin, Radim Vrbata, and Robert Lang are helping to prove that there is some good hockey in the desert. Columbus' young guns are coming through, starting in net where Chris Mason has resumed his awesome goaltending from last season. Justin Williams, Ryan Smyth and Anze Kopitar have formed some huge chemsitry in LA, leading their team to success.

Now some other teams, such as Montreal, Minnesota, Vancouver, and Tampa Bay, are finding themselves on the other side of such success. In Montreal, Habs fans are quickly finding out how small that first line of theirs is. Minny had their first pre season physical evaluation this year, yes thats right, their first. Yikes. Vancouver added Mikael Samuelson, thats all, he is doing well, but they have lost a couple players to injury and Luongo hasnt been playing up to his star calibre. Tampa Bay hasnt much changed their standing from last year, even adding the likes of Alex Tanguay, Victor Hedman, and Mattias Ohlund.


If the playoffs started today (crazy being noone has even played 10 games yet), here are your first round matchups:

WEST
1. Colorado vs. 8. Los Angeles
2. Chicago vs. 7. Phoenix
3. San Jose vs. 6. Columbus
4. Calgary vs. 5. Edmonton

So Colorado, LA would bring a pretty high tempo battle of two teams with no big name goaltenders. Chicago, Phoenix would be a fight to the finish of two of the NHL`s best young talents. Columbus would have high hopes going into the playoffs playing the NHL`s best playoff choke artists in the Sharks. The Battle of Alberta would finally have its wish with a high intensity first round playoff battle.

EAST
1. Pittsburgh vs. 8. Philadelphia
2. Ottawa vs. 7. New Jersey
3. Washington vs. 6. Atlanta
4. New York Rangers vs. 5. Buffalo

Battle of Alberta? Try Battle of Pennsylvania! Pens and Flyers duke it out for Penn state bragging rights. Meanwhile the Senators try to reignite passion in the nations capital, but they will have to get the puck past the NHL's best goalie in Brodeur. Ovechkin vs. Kovalchuk, a massive Russian star matchup. Talking about state battles, how about the battle of New York, the Sabres will try to beat the Rags.

K so yes that was a little early, but its always fun to look and wonder.
Here is your outlook for the week ahead:

Marc Savard has gone down with a broken foot, leaving the Bruins without him, Lucic, the recently traded Kobasew, but now with Dan Paille. Good luck.
The Penguins take a big blow, losing Sergei Gonchar to a broken hand for over a month.
We will see if the Vancouver Cunucks can actually get in the win column as they take on the Hawks tonight.
Biggest matchup of the week:
Phoenix will host Detroit, lets see if the yotes are the real deal, or how badly the Red Wings suck.




-Sporer

Sunday, October 18, 2009

Monday Morning Recap - Sunday Evening Version

I don't really need a flashy statement here, but it's just nice to say Thank You to whomever is 'GagnerNation' and knocking Sporer out of first place. Maybe now he won't hang it over my head every chance he gets.

1 a - Daily Oiler Bashing - Well, looks like some things never change: can't score, always getting outshot, 8th spot in the conference and still can't beat their hatred rivals. On the bright side, I do give props to Deslauriers performance against Nashville. Lets just hope they can beat the basement dwelling Wild tonight, oh wait, they never beat Minni... Nevermind...

1 b - Seriously, Colorado in 1st place? Detroit in 11th? San Jose in 10th? Phoenix in 3rd? It really is the wild wild West.

1 c - Life is pretty normal out East: NYR, Washington, Pittsburgh, Phili, NJD are all in the playoffs... Boston in 11th though? Maybe Kessel meant a little more then people think...

1 d - There are only 5 undeafted teams at home: NYR (4-0-0), Colorado (2-0-0), Columbus (2-
0-0), Minnisota (1-0-0) & Atlanta (1-0-0).

1 e - There are only 5 winless teams at home: Toronto (0-3-1), Florida (0-2-0), NJD (0-2-0), NYI (0-1-1) & Montreal (0-1-0)

2 a - Ovi is 1st, Backstrom is 3rd, Semin is 4th. Wow. How did I not end up with any of those players in my draft? Infact, how did I not end up with ANY Capitals?!

2 b - DUSTIN PENNER IS IN THE TOP 23 OF SCORING!!! OH MY GOSH!!! One more point and the Oilers will have someone in the top 20 for the first time since... since... since... (Sporer, fill in the blank, I can't think back that far)...

3 - Theo Fleury... What a guy... Raped as a teenager, and THIRTY YEARS LATER decides to do something about it... Are you kidding me??? What, is that you ace up your sleeve to save your dignity? Disgusting. Did his balls just drop at the age of 41?! It's guys like him that give victims a bad name...

3 b - Fleury has no money... His side business went under... He had a gambling problem... He couldn't make the Flames' lineup... And now he releases a tell-all book?! Who does this guy think he is?! Does he have any more money making schems up his sleeve? Maybe a sex-video? And if his book doesn't sell, he can always fall back on his rape settlement. Give me a break. It's guys like this him that the NHL should distance themselves from. Nothing, but drama with this goon.

4 a - Quebec is proposing a new arena in hopes to lure back an NHL team. Calling Jim Balsillie...

4 b - I'm a fan of, not new teams, but relocating teams...

4 c - I'm also a fan of placing a team in an existing market in hopes of building up a rivalry (Quebec/Montreal), (Hamilton/Toronto/Ottawa)...

4 d - Yes, European expansion is a must in the near future. Plus, it would be neat!

5 - I'm so screwed in our pool... Royally... Hossa & Vanek are on the IR, Kovalev is having his down year, David Booth was a flash in the pants, Jonas Hillar isn't getting regular playing time and I don't have Malkin, Crosby, Ovechkin or any other Flyers, Red Wings, Penguins or Capitals... Thanks Sporer.

5 b - Anyone not named: Thornton, Heatley, Vanek or Alfredsson is trade bait on my team...

1 a - Colts: 5-0, Patriots: 3-2.

1 b - USC 50 - Notre Dame 3, they play tomorrow night... Charlie Weiss sucks for life. So does the horribley long list of Bill Belicheck's prodigees (Romeo Crennel, Eric Mangini, Weiss)...

2 a - American Dad is a fantastic show! Just hilarious.

2 b - I watched seasons 1-9 of the Ultimate Fighter. BJ Penn is awesome. Tito Ortiz is awesome, Ken Shamrock is a doucher.

2 c - Amir Sadollah is my hero.

3 a - I think in sports, it seems like there are some common themes. For instance, out of the four major sports leagues, there is at least ONE screwed, messed up, horribley run franchise that just makes you shake your head... Oakland Raiders, Washington Nationals, New York Islanders & New York Knicks.

3 b - I think in sports, it seems like there are some common themes. For instance, out of the four major sports leagues, there is at least ONE high-profile team that everyone love to hate... Dallas Cowboys/New England Patriots, New York Yankees, Toronto Maple Leafs & LA Lakers.

4 - WORLD CUP COUNTDOWN IS ON! 237 days!!! England has already qualified along with power-houses Spain, Netherlands, Italy, Germany, Brazil & Argentina.

4 b - You readers are going to watch every minute with me. The last time it was on, I missed 10 straight days of school and was hammered by 6am. Just a fantastic time of year! Canadian hockey pride has nothing on national soccer pride. Not even in the same class.

5 - http://bleacherreport.com/articles/272156-the-next-twenty-superstar-child-athletes-and-who-they-might-become#page/1

Just watch them.

Cheers.
-Smith

p.s. Stars for Life.

Thursday, October 1, 2009

NHL '10 Kick Off Blog

Readers, you can get off now, officially, get off my ass..

Draft:

Best - Hedman / TB... they lost their franchise Dman (Boyle) and have now solidified their backend to compliment Vinny, Marty and Stamkos.

Worst - Ellis / NSH... I know he was a steal at #11, but you already have Weber, Suter and Hamhuis...

Darkhorse - Schroeder / VAN... a guy who was pegged as a top 7 pick, slid to them at #22 and should be a nice running mate for Cody Hodgeson.
Free Agents:

Best - Gionta, Cammalerri, Gomez / MON... they needed to 'rebiuld' and rebuild they did...

Worst - Sullivan / NSH... HUGE injury problems, is he really a 4M player?

Darkhorse - Knuble / WSH... Has had 30, 21, 26, 34, 24, 29, 27 goals over the last 7 years, none of those years included playing with Alex The Great.

East Conference:

Winner - PHI... Pronger puts them over the top, Boston is a close 2nd...

Worst - NYI... Not even Tavares, Biron & a pair of former Oilers (Schremp, Roloson) can pull them out of the basement...

Darkhorse - TOR... They have some studs on the blueline and a 30 game winner between the pipes, if they can find a way to score goals, they might just sneak into the playoffs...

West Conference:

Winner - SJ... I have Thornton & Heatley in my pool, and TSN picked them... All I can do is cross my fingers and pray...
Worst - PHX... Too much drama... And Shane Doan sucks...

Darkhorse - LAK & DAL... TSN has them listed as #8 and #9... The Kings feature: Frolov, Kopitar, Smyth, Stoll, Brown, Moller, Doughty, J. Johnson, Hickey & Teubert... Dallas has a fresh Marty Turco.

2 a - Daily Oiler Bashing - The rich just keep getting richer. San Jose picks up Heatley, Philly lands Prongers, the 'Hawks got Hossa, Jay Bouw to the Flames. It's ridiculous. But boy, am I glad Edmonton came away the winner in the Mike Comrie sweepstakes!

2 b - The Bulin Wall will NOT be the answer for the Oilers... It's nice to see them finally get a true #1 goalie, but he's on the backside of his career and is in the conference that features: Nabokov, Kipper, Luongo, Backstrom, Mason...

3 - I really like what the Trashers did this offseason. Picking up scoring help for Kovi with Antropov, Afinogenov & Evander Kane. They also added Kubina on the back end to compliment young studs Tobias Enstrom and Zach Bogosian. And, for the umteenth time, watch out for Kari Lehtonen in goal. This COULD be the year he reaches his #2 overall selection potential...

4 - Could we see a shift in conference power? TSN has 6 East teams in the top ten (1. PIT, 2. BOS, 5. WSH, 7. CAR, 8. NJD, 9. PHI), but I have some serious problems with these rankings. How the hell can Edmonton be ranked higher the Calgary? How is Pittsburgh #1? How are the Sens so low a 24? And is Boston still really #2 after losing Kessel and is TO still only 25 after gaining Kessel?

5 - Florida is seen as an udnerdog to make the playoffs, but I don't even think they challenge for a spot. There just isnt enough depth up front or on the blue line... Booth, Weiss, Horton, Frolik, Ballard, McCabe and... That's it. Who are the other 12 players on the ice?

6 - Of those top 10 teams on TSN rankings, I took a look at teams ranked 10 - 6 and wow. I was blown away at the depth these teams have... All of them can role 3 solid line and have 4 legitimate top 4 Dmen, and all posses a goalie who can steal games on a consistent basis (sans Huet).

6 b - It pains me to say it, but Vancouver's depth is unmatched. Just look at their roster. Basically, every player is a 'name' player. Its ridiculous. Jealousy runs through my veins.

7 a - I think Columbus has the most exciting / explosive, top 3 RWs in the game: Nash, Filatov & Voracek.

7 b - I think Anaheim might have the most explosive top line in the NHL: Bobby Ryan, Ryan Getzlaf & Corey Perry. All three of those guys can top 30 goals and 80 points.

7 c - I think St. Louis has the most under-rated players in their lineup: McDonald, Boyes, Perron, Berglund, Oshie & Backes.

7 d - I wonder how Minnesota will look with a new coach and a new system. I think Brent Burns might lead the NHL Dmen in scoring because he will be able to rush the puck and push the pace knownig Nik Backstrom is stauing behind him, with a new contract.

8 a - I really wanted to have Buffalo in the top tier of teams, but their Defence reads: Lydman, Tallinder, Rivet, Sekera, Butler and Montador...

8 b - Speaking of Buffalo got me thinking about their entire division... Which brings me to Montreal. Lots of skill, speed and scoring, but just not enough grit and toughness to compete with Boston & and re-vamped Toronto.

9 - Jordin Tootoo can suck it.

9 b - Brian Burke is a genius.

10 - Should we pick a champion? Detroit has some unfinished business, but again, the goaltending... Boston looks hungry, but can they replace Kessel? San Jose is even more dangerous with Heatley now, but we know their track record... Washington will lead the league in goals, but can they stop them... I think I'm going with... Dallas. For life.

Cheers.
-Steve