Anaheim Ducks: The Old Scott Neidermayer
Atlanta Thrashers: Heal Zach Bogasian's broken leg, and the a super package for Ilya Kovalchuk
Boston Bruins: Bubble wrapping for Patrice Bergeron
Buffalo Sabres: The Old Maxim Afinaganov
Calgary Flames: A new girlfriend for Dion, as his current one is as Jeff Geisler puts it "sloppy thirds"
Carolina Hurricanes: The 2005-2006 Rod Brind'Amour
Chicago Blackhawks: A division without the Red Wings (if it wasn't for the ever-dominant Wings, Chicago would be first in their division)
Colorado Avalanche: A real goalie
Columbus Blue Jackets: PLAYOFFS!!!! PLEASSEEEEE!!!!!
Dallas Stars: Somewhere in the rule book that says they can send Sean Avery to Siberia
Detroit Red Wings: A pat on the back (really, they have everything)
Edmonton Oilers: The 2007-2008 Kid Line and Mathieu Garon
Florida Panthers: A great return for one of their amazing goalies.
L.A. Kings: A time machine to jump two years ahead to when they are dominating the West.
Minnesota Wild: A home for Marian Gaborik.
Montreal Canadiens: The consistency they had last year.
Nashville Predators: One rich and responsible owner
New Jersey: A Christmas miracle to heal Martin Brodeur
New York Islanders: Can they just have John Tavares right now?
New York Rangers: The ability to stay ahead of the Flyers
Ottawa Senators: The gonads to rebuild their team ASAP.
Philadelphia Flyers: A medal for Mike Richards, Jeff Carter, and Simon Gagne
Phoenix Coyotes: The playoffs to start now so they can make it.
Pittsburgh Penguins: Ryan Whitney and Sergei Gonchar back
San Jose Sharks: 23 2009 calendars to hand out come playoff time, so they can pretend its October.
St Louis Blues: To have an even worse second half of the season, so they can win John Tavares
Tampa Bay Lightning: A whole new head office (new coaches and management).
Toronto Maple Leafs: Someone to tell them they are gonna finish last before every season.
Vancouver Canucks: New team jerseys: Yellow with 3 blue crowns in the middle.....
Washington Capitals: To have both Alex's going at the same time.
The Oilers need more then the KID line and Garon... how about the entire '80s roster to be playing on todays team???
ReplyDeleteAnd Dallas has got their wish already! Playoffs or bust for them!!!
MERRY CHRISTMAS!!!
LOL Dallas needs a prayer and a miracle.
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