Most Hated Athletes

Well, here is a topic that is sure to stir a few feathers and get the comments; it's my most hated athletes! There are so many to pick, from so many sports, that I can already picture myself having some huge problems making this list small. Sure some, if not most, of these athletes have been successful (some more then others) and possibly have risen to the highest point in their sports; however, I don't give a shit. These are guys that... If God was having a bad day, I would have no problem with him letting out his anger with some thunderbolts on these losers; they either look ridiculous, play horribly, say retarded remarks or generally just get under my skin. Now, anyone is hesitant to make a list of their favorite anything's: movies, books, songs, etc... But when it comes to the most HATED things in life, generally people don't hold back and have no problem coming up with a long list. So, here is mine.

Tom Brady

87-24 (reg. Season) 101-27 (career) as a starter

7-0 in OT games

84-1 when he has a lead at any point in the 4th quarter

92.9 QB rating

I was going to write a paragraph about how Tom Brady is absolutely in the conversation of greatest quarterbacks of all time and how his 2007 was more then a fluke... But then I came to my senses and realized he's just a steaming bag of monkey douche. His 2007 season was a fluke. He never put up gaudy number like that and hasn't since. And now that Matt Cassel has excelled in New England, we find out it's the system that works, not Brady. Brady is interchangeable in the scheme of things. He's just a working cog in the puzzle and nothing more. He's irresponsible in his personal life (I'm pretty sure that makes his kid a 'bastard'), he;s not even engaged (according to Gisele, http://news.bostonherald.com/track/inside_track/view.bg?articleid=1146920&srvc=home&position=emailed) and I'm already questioning his father skills. A more appropriate rumor would be: that Tom Brady sucks male donkey dick while taking a fist in the bum from Bill Belichek. But that wouldn't be a rumor, it would be the truth. Brady may possibly go down as the 2nd greatest QB of all time (next to Manning), but he has already solidified his place as the greatest douchebag of all time.

The Williams Sisters

917-207 (81.6%)

71 career titles

16 grand slam wins

3 Olympic gold medals (2 doubles, 1 single)

It took all my power to not throw out some racist insults for these two inbreeds, but I didn't want someone to see this and judge me; however, I know that all you guys reading this are thinking the exact same things I am, so shut it.

Rafael Nadal

337-78 (81.2%)

31 career titles

5 grand slam titles

1 gold medal

Now... 'Rafa'... This guy looks like... a cross betweeeeen... a baboon and Boy George. Whether it's his serious sense of gaydar and his homosexual way of dressing on the court (seriously, Capri pants and no-sleeved shirts?) he comes across as a trailer park wife-beater dressed by Hilary Duff, in the dark. He kind of reminds me of Tom Brady, a fluke artist. So, he beats Federer at Wimbledon one time, is that supposed to cancel out the other two loses to Federer, at Wimbledon (also in the finals)? He's one dimensional on the court and only succeeds, on a regular basis, on one TYPE of court. Some advice for Nadal... Use his long hair to form a noose.

Ryan Kesler / Alex Burrows / Kevin Bieksa

67G / 130A / 197P / 922PIM / 646GP

0 stanley cups

0 awards

1 world jr gold (Kesler)

These piss-ant mother bitches have been a pain in my side for too many damn years now. I have to say, there is no one on the Flames OR the Leafs that I hate more then these fools. They all run around like a chicken with their heads cut off and I'm beginning to realize that I would like to make that a reality, at least, the be-heading part. Vancouver flames out every year, has never made a serious push at the Stanley Cup in the last 15 years and just hasn't been the same since the good ol' Todd Bertuzzi days; however, that doesn't excuse these three pukes of regurgitated vomit. Just wait until the NHL takes out the instigator rule... Juuuuust wait...

Jordin Tootoo

22G / 23A / 45P / 408PIM / 232GP

0 stanley cups

0 awards

1 world jr gold

Well, well, well, the Inuit people have finally produced someone they can be proud of... Really? Really? REEEEALLY? Jordin Tootoo is your idol? Yikes. If that is true, then you have more issues then Courtney Love. Here is another one of those '4th line grinders' that blurs the line from clean to dirty on a consistent basis and rarely suffers the repercussions of his actions (well, I guess he was born Native, that's repercussion enough). It turns out that Tootoo's older brother committed suicide after being arrested for *trumpet noises* drinking & driving (no surprise); I suppose that Jordin looks like a smashing success compared to that... Not. And no, he doesn't get a picture in my blog.

Marco Materazzi

54G / 340GP (club) 2G / 41GP (national)

3 serie a titles

2 coppa italia titles

1 world cup title

Oh man, fuck this Soprano mother fucker. If it wasn't for Team Allies, this sausage licker would be suckin' the teet of Hitler's great grand daughter. I have zero respect for this pizza making dough-boy due to his lack of respect for the game and the game's greatest magician (Zidane); i.e. 'the headbutt heard 'round the world'. He used racist remarks to set Zidane in the wrong direction and now, I'm going to do the same thing... Fottere questa madre fottendo il pezzo di olio lubrificante anale, spero che sua madre marcisce in una pozzanghera di sangue comunista mentre suo padre taglia secondo la lunghezza i suoi polsi nazisti mentre il suo bambino grida lo stupro.

John Daly

2 major titles (The Open '95, PGA '91)

5 pga tour wins

14 other professional wins

'91 rookie of the year

Has there ever been a piece of real-life trailer trash then this hobo? Whether its being married FOUR times, golfing without his shirt on, hitting balls off of beer cans in front of a live audience or his numerous stints in and out of drug/alcohol rehab, this guy personifies what human beings were like during the cave days; ME LIKE GOLF. ME LIKE BEER. ME GO TO JAIL. ME DUMB-DUMB. Honest to goodness, I read on Wikipedia that he doesn't fly to events... He drives a, no joke, a freaking' RV to events!!! John Daly takes white-trash American to a whole other level.. Bar none...

Steve Moore

5G / 7A / 12P / 41PIM / 69GP

0 stanley cups

0 awards

53rd overall in '98 draft

Now we have come to the 'creme de la creme' in sports whiners. Sure there has been TO, Brian Burke and Barry Bonds in the past, but no one can top this grade a fuck-wad. This guy goes and seeks out Markus Naslund and lowers the boom on him, but doesn't feel like he should pay the penalty. Just so we all understand, what happens when Ales Hemsky gets run? MacT taps Stortini or MacIntyre on the shoulder and they have already got a bulls-eye square on the goon's back. And don't try and defend this handicap failure, he sand-bagged the opposing teams' best player. Without cause. I hope they never add ramps to GM Place or any hockey arena so Steve Moore can sit alone in his chair of burden and think about what kind of an asshole he really is. What a fudge licker.

Now, some other people in sports (whom aren't athletes) piss me off too...

Isiah Thomas

detroit pistons / indiana pacers / new york knicks

This homophobia crap-bag drove the Knicks straight into the ground with him as coach. The way he handled Stephon Marbury is inexcusable, did he not learn anything from his ancestors about holding people against their will? And not to mention his sexual harassment case. Or his co-workers claims of Thomas using racial remarks. Or the drug overdose that occurred at his house. Wow. Sounds like his family did a great job in raising him and I'm proud that he is turning into such a great example as a father.

Richard Peddie

toronto maple leafs

Fuck. This guy is a moron. Even Barry will agree with me. Just look at the Leafs and the turmoil that franchise has been through. It's no wonder that Colangelo and Burke were given 'no tampering' clauses in their contract because it seemed like everything Peddie touched would turn into doggie turds.

Bobby Petrino / Nick Saban / Charlie Weiss

u of arkansas / u of alabama / notre dame

Ok, I can give Saban a break after a 1-15 season, but the other two are complete idiots, but in separate ways. Weiss had everything going right for him in New England, but greed (fancy that, have you seen him waist line) got the better of him and he wanted more. Well, would you look at the Notre Dame Fighting Irish now... A 10-15 record over the past two years, two BCS bowl loses in two attempts, and haven't been nationally ranked in the top 10 since 2005. Not to mention, this fat tub of lard had surgery to lose weight (instead of working it off, good leadership skills) then sued the doctors! Good thing this butterball lost the suit, dumbass. Now... Bobby Petrino, the proverbial 'job-hopper'. He's been to three different organizations in six years and had discussions with three others. This guy is a traitor of all traitors. His record with the Atlanta Falcons is 3-10, only 13 games... Because he up and left with 3 games to go by leaving a note for his players. A NOTE! What is this, 6th grade?! God does believe in karma though, as his Arkansas Razorbacks went 5-7 last year. What a prick.

Cheers.

-Smith